10 Wacky Marketing Predictions for 2016

Published on Author Eli Fennell

1) Google rolls out new ‘B.S. Rank’ algorithm, Google Cowpie. Penalizes sites that fail to check Snopes.com before spreading easily fact-checkable nonsense on the internet. IQ’s of average internet users increase by 15-points. Fox News sees 700% decline in traffic.   2) Twitter unveils new 1-second looping video service, SASSY, Short Attention Span Stuff for… Continue reading 10 Wacky Marketing Predictions for 2016

10 Wacky Tech Predictions for 2016

Published on Author Eli Fennell

1) Facebook crams their entire News Feed into Facebook Messenger. CEO Mark Zuckerberg declares, “This will help us build a more focused messaging experience to share everything with all your Friends.”   2) Google’s Alphabet rebrands as ‘Roman Numerals’. Their stock value grows by D% in V days, making them the first $(((M)))(X) company.  … Continue reading 10 Wacky Tech Predictions for 2016