More Wacky Tech Predictions for 2013

Published on Author Eli Fennell

1) A new study shows that 99.5% of all Twitter posts are created by one guy named Bob Smith in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.  Tweets officially renamed “Bobs”. 2) Motorola Mobility promises immortality to customers whose phones don’t get upgrades.  Photon 4G users finally stop complaining about not getting Ice Cream Sandwich. 3) The FTC files an… Continue reading More Wacky Tech Predictions for 2013

Wacky Tech Predictions for 2013

Published on Author Eli Fennell

1) Google releases the first ever “Precognitive Search” app,  “Google Future”.  All remaining Bing users are thrown a group intervention by their grandchildren and forced to take Chromebooks at gunpoint.  Apple still sells 50 million iPhone 5S’s. 2) Apple re-releases the 2008 iPod Touch, calls it the “iPad Nano”.  Steve Wozniak commits suicide in the… Continue reading Wacky Tech Predictions for 2013

Wacky Tech Predictions for 2012

Published on Author Eli Fennell

Based on the events in the tech world this past year, I offer these possible scenarios for the major technology landmark events of the coming year: 1) Apple releases the iPhone 4X.  It looks the same and doesn’t have 4G LTE support, but the touchscreen is holographic, and Siri has been significantly improved.  She now… Continue reading Wacky Tech Predictions for 2012