10 Wacky Marketing Predictions for 2017

Published on Author Eli Fennell

1) Advertisers discover technology for delivering ads in pill form. World Health Organization declares global epidemic of ad junkies a health crisis. Users call it ‘Riding the Oscar Mayer Weiner’, ‘Commercial Breaking’, ‘Chasing the Trix Rabbit’, and ‘Freebasing Phoenix University’.   2) Snapchat courts pornographic advertising industry with ‘Naughty Filters’. Revenue and profits skyrocket. Company… Continue reading 10 Wacky Marketing Predictions for 2017

10 Wacky Tech Predictions for 2017

Published on Author Eli Fennell

1) Twitter finally acquired by 11-year old Jenny McIntyre of Dulles, Virginia in exchange for all her lunch money for 1-year. Miss McIntyre’s resume includes running a profitable lemonade stand and babysitting neighborhood children. Her pragmatic approach to business is expected to be a breath of fresh air for the company. Investor confidence increases, pushing… Continue reading 10 Wacky Tech Predictions for 2017

10 Wacky Marketing Predictions for 2016

Published on Author Eli Fennell

1) Google rolls out new ‘B.S. Rank’ algorithm, Google Cowpie. Penalizes sites that fail to check Snopes.com before spreading easily fact-checkable nonsense on the internet. IQ’s of average internet users increase by 15-points. Fox News sees 700% decline in traffic.   2) Twitter unveils new 1-second looping video service, SASSY, Short Attention Span Stuff for… Continue reading 10 Wacky Marketing Predictions for 2016

10 Wacky Tech Predictions for 2016

Published on Author Eli Fennell

1) Facebook crams their entire News Feed into Facebook Messenger. CEO Mark Zuckerberg declares, “This will help us build a more focused messaging experience to share everything with all your Friends.”   2) Google’s Alphabet rebrands as ‘Roman Numerals’. Their stock value grows by D% in V days, making them the first $(((M)))(X) company.  … Continue reading 10 Wacky Tech Predictions for 2016

10 Wacky Marketing Predictions for 2015

Published on Author Eli Fennell

There have been a lot of developments in internet marketing in 2014, and 2015 will bring many new ones with it.  So before you read them all later, here are some wacky predictions of what we might see.   1) Google rolls out a new algorithmic penalty, Google Cowbell.  Will not affect rankings, but will… Continue reading 10 Wacky Marketing Predictions for 2015

10 Wacky Tech Predictions for 2015

Published on Author Eli Fennell

The world of tech is full of strange successes, surprising failures, and odd bedfellows.  You can never predict the future of technology with any certainty, but who needs certainty when you can just make stuff up?  That’s a lot more fun.  So with that in mind, I give you some of my wacky tech predictions… Continue reading 10 Wacky Tech Predictions for 2015

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How to Increase Your Google+ Views

Published on Author Eli Fennell

A Comprehensively Satirical Guide to Being Just Like Everyone Else on Google+ Google+ revealed a new metric earlier today: Views. Defined (when you hover over it with your mouse) as: “Views of Profile and its content. Values are approximate. Always eager for greater efficiency, the Google+ Team started this feature off on the right foot… Continue reading How to Increase Your Google+ Views

Wacky Tech Predictions for 2014

Published on Author Eli Fennell

Crazy things happen in the world of technology, am I right?  Who would ever have guessed the Top Gadget of 2013 would be a $35 HDMI Dongle from Google?  Or that Yahoo! would buy Tumblr?  Or that Hewlett-Packard would become Chromebook evangelists? With that in mind, I present some of my top wacky tech predictions… Continue reading Wacky Tech Predictions for 2014

Confessions of a Serial Memer

Published on Author Eli Fennell

  memer A person who is talented in the art of making a meme. – Urban Dictionary My name is Eli, and I’m a Meme-aholic.  It has been, oh, six seconds since I last used (see image above).  I love memes.  I look at the social media landscape around me on the internet, and everything… Continue reading Confessions of a Serial Memer

Hey, NRA: Shut the F*** Up!: An Open Letter from Tommy Vercetti

Published on Author Eli Fennell

  In response to the NRA’s recent suggestion that violent video games may be linked to gun violence, I reached out to fictional character Tommy Vercetti from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City to ask for his opinion of the NRA’s position.  Luckily for us, he responded to our request. Here is Mister Vercetti’s official statement on the… Continue reading Hey, NRA: Shut the F*** Up!: An Open Letter from Tommy Vercetti